-- First of all, huge apologies to everyone who's braved the Sham Wow! guy enough to come back here... I lack the tech know-how to stop it from playing automatically. It's been bugging the hell out of me also, so I can only hope I have a few readers left... Personally, I've been saying 'Wow! Every time I use a sham wow!' in my sleep for weeks.
--You'll be pleased to hear, I'm sure, that the mouse and 'roach situation is more or less under control. Thanks for all the advice folks - but during a weak moment in Rite-Aid last week I was at my most American and thought that throwing money ($20) at the problem would be much easier than messing round with expanding foam and wire wool. After some time dithering in the shop, I bought a battery-powered electronic killing machine called Victor (no joke, those of you that know me). Anyway, after spending 30 minutes marveling about batteries -- seriously, how many things do you have nowadays that need batteries? I bet, including your TV remote, it's 90 percent less than the number of things you had powered by AA batteries in the 80s. Times are changing, people -- anyway, within 30 minutes the killing device had its first victim. The count is now at nine (dead), but the batteries have gone after I went away for the weekend and forgot to turn it off. One poor mouse was left with Victor for three days on end. Both Victor and the mouse smelled worse than the rotten potatoes when I got back, but at least there were no living, crawling things around to greet me.
--I made it to the Red Sox game last Saturday - the one that I'd been really looking forward to - in time for the last two innings. The trip to Boston was mildly interrupted by the failure of a rental car company in NY to find my reservation, and an alumni boat race in Westport, Connecticut, that took somewhat longer than expected (old people don't row very fast even when bribed with alcohol)... So, I made it to the eighth and ninth innings of the game, didn't even get a chance to get a drink or sit down, and then I got a call from work asking if I could come back to NY, please, and get to the office as soon as possible? Things kind of went downhill from that moment on and I'm only just pulling myself back together.
--On a more positive note, I appear to have found some tights! That stay up! And don't make my legs look orange! I'm a little cautious, still, as the real tights-wearing weather has yet to hit, but I'm quietly confident that these will do the trick. For anyone who cares, they're made by Hanes and are called 'Sheer Elegance' and I bought them in Duane Reade. Still no luck finding decent hold ups, but small steps etc etc.
--I've had some time to catch my breath and catch up on my reading over the last few days and I have to give a big shout out to all the blogs I read regularly - some of my favorites: Ali Blah Blah, Aye Wonder, A Brit Out Of Water, Alien In A Foreign Field, Almost American, Anglophile Football Fanatic,
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I shudder to think you had so many big beasties running around. Glad you got it sorted, smell n' all.
You have me intrigued by the tights. I've have to check them out. No doubt you saw the hideous skirt I GET to wear at the wedding reception -- I had fooled myself into thinking I was fine with it, but in all reality, it's bloody ghastly -- anyway, I'm instructed to wear tan/nude tights also. So, what I'm trying to say is thank you.
I'd love to take a trip to Boston that for once goes outside the realms of Logan airport. I'm insanely jealous. Or maybe just insane. Thanks for the nod. I feel the same way about my ex-pat empire I'm building. I'll have to check out a few of the ones I don't know of.
Welcome back! Did that Victor thing kill nine mice or a collection of bugs and mice?! That's much more effective than I thought those things were! Hope the smell's cleared up now...
Wow! Victor sounds very effective! Worse smell than a rotting potato, eh? YUCK! We had a rotting potato recently, and DH finally found it - hiding in the the bag with the others pretending it was good. He picked it up and his fingers went squish, right into it! Rather him than me ;-)
I like Hanes Sheer Elegance too. It took me years before I got used to tights in the US - used to buy them in the UK or have my mum send me some. She tended to send me the cheapest Ethel Austin ones though (talk about not staying up!) So I finally found some I liked. I usually buy black or off-black so as to avoid the whole 'American tan' orangeness. (Do they still sell 'American tan' in the UK - it was a ghastly colour!)
I'm glad to hear that Victor did the trick, and got rid of your wee beasties.
When we first bought this house I wondered why every tiny orifice in the walls was plugged with wire wool. I guess the previous owner had a moouse problem.
Yes, the tight situation here is a bit dire isn't it. As someone who worked for a while in the hosiry business in the UK, I am just glad that I don't have to "dress" on a day to day basis. I have found it's safer to pay a little bit extra for tights over here. And so glad your infestation is over with. Yuch!
I was fired for not being able to spell "hosiery"!
I know what you mean with the tights, mine always end up by my knees....so annoying.
great blog,
Gill in Canada, originally from Britain
I'm a journalist for the UK-based paper Emigrate America, and I'm currently writing an article on New York. I've been reading your blog with interest, and I wondered if you could find the time to comment for my piece? I'd be happy to publicise your blog in the paper. Anything you have to say on the following as it applies to NY and surrounds would be fabulous.
1. Culture
2. Best places to live
3. Employment
4. Property prices
5. Quality and type of education
6. Things to do in your leisure time
7. Nightlife.
8. And obviously anything else you think I've missed out.
My email address is hanna.lindon@outboundmedia.co.uk.
Thanks so much,
Hanna Lindon
I remember the feeling of extreme guilt that I had, many years ago up in Chappaqua, having trapped the mystery nocturnal kitchen visitor only to discover just how damned cute the tiny American deer mouse was - even in death.
But then I assume your 'nine at one blow' tally are all townie mice?
Ooh, I've written for Emigrate America. Very nice people. Go ahead Big Apple!
I'm glad you got the mouse and roach situation sorted. All of my friends in NY have had problems with beasties at some point. Oddly, I have yet to see a roach or mouse in Glasgow - where are they hiding?
Hello all - just two small mice caught since this last post. Victor is very efficient and highly recommended..
And Katie - I'm pretty sure the mice and roaches all emigrated to America, long ago. The climate is so much better! (Have you ever seen Fievel goes west? I kind of hope, for your sake, that you haven't....but it is a little like that in a way..)
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